Uncle Dan is an idiot...but, we have a new promo!

When you live in such a "great" advanced society like the USA here, it gives one pause to see all of the horrible stuff going on in New Orleans. It helps to understand that we are all just a power outage and a flood away from being some third world nation like Rwanda or something. Almost makes you wish that the White House was in the Mississippi Delta.

Anyway-what makes me an idiot is that we HAD a 26th episode, but I erased it, cuz I'm just a dumbass. So, probably tomorrow we will "re-create" it (no doubt from our very detailed script).

But, here is our second promo, in the hopes of another play on The Daily Source Code and Sirius Radio.

Episode 25: A short show, dealing with the fiscal mismanagement of the school district...sounds boring eh? Well, it's still fun

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A bit of a taste of local life in the W.C. and yet, under the surface...we have a near bankrupt school system, a housing bubble that's about to burst. Can things get any worse here??

Why in the hell is it that SCHOOL LEVIES are the ONLY tax that are voted on by taxpayers?

Also, write in and tell us what the name of Uncle Dan's new crazy redneck voice oughtta be!

Episode 24: Paul Harvey, Pat Robertson and other idiots that we are sick of listening to

Yet more ranting about talk radio-we can't seem to do it enough! Also the whole Pat Robertson business that has been talked about to death lately.

WE NEED a Nataly Holloway update-please write us!

We also try to figure out if Pat Robertson is worse or better than Ali Al-Timimi.

And, as always, much, much more, so you'll just have to listen!

Episode 23: The Real World, Israel, and "hot chicks"

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Uncle Dan is disgusted (as are all of us) by MTV's The Real World and reveals that he is just another male cheuvanist bastard.

Some about the Gaza pullout, intelligent design, and much much more!

Listen throughout the episode to hear the sounds of a typical Warren County summer.

Episode 22: Books, religion, and Davey and Goliath

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After we re-live some memories of our Lutheran upbringing, we discuss books, and reveal that John Irving is better than Dan Brown.

Then we get into the "meat" of the show, dealing with Islamic neo-fundamentalism, and how the women of Iraq were probably better off under Saddam Hussein.

I apologize to all of the listeners that the stupid, dumbass cat Ralph was meowing and carrying on throughout the episode. I would offer to give him away, but I wouldn't wish that on any of you.

Perhaps in the next episode we will not mention terrorism, but the odds are low.

Episode 21: Native-American names for sports teams and other stuff

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Not only a bit about the contraversy over sports team names, but also a lot about talk radio. And remembering the good old days of 700 WLW-and how it has turned into neo-con crap, and is, of course, the flagship station of the Clear Channel empire!

We need to spead the word about "Honkey Haven" so tell all of your friends to start calling those new housing developments Honkey Havens.

And, we determine once and for all that Adam Corolla sucks.

Episode 20: Western Star stuff, where the Satan worshippers are, and our plan to bankrupt the GOP

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In this episode we open up the W.C.'s newspaper of record The Western Star, and share an editorial from our new neo-con congresswoman, Jean Schmidt. Also, the "local issue" of the week-the Iraq War.

If you are in the W.C. and are a Satan worshipper, and you are looking for a place to perform your human sacrifices or whatever it is that you do-we have the place for you!

AND-our master plan to bankrupt the Warren County G.O.P., a plan so devious, and ingenius, and yet so incredibly simple. You'll need to listen to find out!

Episode 19:Mostly light-hearted episode, but do touch a bit on Paul Hackett

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After a bit about the 2nd district congressional election (Hackett lost, but not by much). Other stuff includes talk about TV shows, and how great The Simpsons is.

Maybe hell is having to endure eternal reruns of Small Wonder.

By the way, we finally passed 1,000 listeners-thanks!

Episode 18: Religion, politics, and all sorts of perspectives and stuff

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We mourn Peter Jennings, discuss stem cell research, stupid radio shows, and Abu Snookums confesses to being both a feminist and a former atheist.

Also, is Lebanon the only place that is planning on bringing ministers to your home when they come to arrest you? And, how will they treat you if you are not they same religion that they are? If your town is doing this, email us!

Episode 17: Abu Snookums returns!

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This episode, we talk about the War of the Worlds, General Electric, racism, and tons of other stuff, all sort of disorganized.

We also talk about how much of a dick Michael Savage is.

Episode 16: Uncle Dan solo

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Abu Snookums will be back later in the week. In the meantime, Uncle Dan discusses John Bolton, more Guantanimo Bay crap, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and is interrupted by his dumbass cat.

Plus a 'mad-props' to our new pal David who grew up in Waynesville-and we are still not sure about the cow-chip contest.